Career goal: Puppy Bowl referee.
(Source: stickymuppet, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
i feel sooooo confused about what i look like? am i fat am i skinny and i hot, handsome or ugly i literally CAN’T TELL AT ALL. How i feel about my looks changes on a min to min basis and is mostly affected by my mood I am so confused, What the HELL do i actually look like to you people? i feel like an alien in my body
(Source: hevenly7, via adopted-reject)
my main question is has anyone ever fantasized about having sex with me
(Source: assgod, via mommy)
No, I don’t think you understand. When you
told me you didn’t love me anymore, it felt
as if I was sitting in the front seat of an airplane
as it crash-landed. My bones broke and swayed
and my eyes could have been mistaken for
a low-key version of Niagara Falls. I longed to
drown in the puddle I made that day.
Now, I still don’t see how you so easily walked
away when I tried to give you the goddamn sky.
I tried so hard to be your sun and all you
did was wish for rain.
on awakening from a dream where we were still one; Haley Hendrick (s-k-e-t-c-h-e-d)