to every bug i have ever killed i am sorry :/


…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited




things to start doing:

  1. drink more water
  2. carry a camera everywhere i go
  3. read more books than i already do
  4. go for walks
  5. do yoga more often
  6. go to bed earlier
  7. enjoy the little things
  8. go outside more
  9. stop comparing myself to others
  10. stick to my goals n stop putting things off
  11. write down my feelings
  12. smile more, especially at random people

Kitten: I shall groom you, friend dog!
Kitten: I have made a tactical error.


too hot for ugly people too ugly for hot people

the first three words you see are what you want in life


when you catch up on a tv show and run out of episodes to watch and feel empty and lost inside



take me to art museums and make out with me

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

Reblog if you want your followers to leave horrifically bad pickup lines in your askbox, anon or not

Girlfriend Selfies That Shouldn’t Have Been Sent